tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?
i’m fluent in talking shit
When I was like 8 my mom took sims away bc I made girls kiss lmao nice try mom I’m still gay
HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS
STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)
STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”
STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen